"The room smells much better than our last hotel in tennessee and it is dog friendly with no extra charge!"
"Yummy cupcakes made from scratch! Support a local business and grab a delicious cupcake! =]"
"Beware of Asian man walking around in his boxers"
"Beware of the Asian man"
"Watch out for the rolling golf balls and nerf balls flying through the air"
"Beware of the crazy Spanish women and the viscous lab =p"