"CAUTION: Make sure you double check your pickup order before leaving. I just had to drive all the way back here from home because they gave me the wrong one."
"Good luck getting a properly made latte here. The night barista just ruined a second cup for me after I explained that a latte isn't half foam - that would be a cappuccino."
"Friday night special: best chicken mole in town."
"Try the brownies. And ask to have it warmed."