"TIP: you can get your coffee TURBO'd for a little bit extra. Turbo is when they add a shot of espresso to your coffee!! LIFE CHANGING!"
"THEY ALWAYS GIVE ME DSICOUNTS BECAUSE I'M THEIR FAVORITE. EVER. I SHOULD BE MAYOR!!! >:O"
"EVERYONE HERE IS SO RUDE!!"
"Tip: i'm kidding. Also, coat check is free."
"TIP: Keith is not a top."