"No food til 5:00pm but you get bring snacks in"
"$1 bottled water at Made in Oregon store and free filtered water to fill your bottle at designated PDX water fountains. Thanks for the hydration, Portland!"
"Great $25 pedicure. Super nice facility in beautifully decorated surroundings."
"$5 martinis for happy hour- top shelf liquor!"
"Much quieter than the Azure party pool."
"Hi, our food is good but we don't care if you're here or not."