"Don't come if you're < 25"
"Whatever you do, DO NOT order the arroz con calamares!! (even though there are 5 signs telling you to)"
"So dirty, plumbing doesn't work, you really just have to laugh about it all or you'll cry from the smell. Must love enormous dogs in packs!"
"Apt 42 is poppin, come visit sometime!"
"The Farmer sounds like a small dish but it's MASSIVE and perfect in every way if you love bacon"