"Just bought a giant lovesac. The greatest investment ever. Love it. You can talk them down on prices. Just a little conversation does the job."
"I love this place but it has got to be the worlds slowest dunkin donuts. Take it from me... the mayor."
"Wow!!! The ladies that work here couldn't possibly hate their jobs more. Nasty nasty. My first and last visit here!"
"Say hi to Andy and tell him Kelly sent you."
"They closed down but the bar is still open."
"Beef empanadas are awesome!!! Try some!"