"Amazing, authentic food for amazingly affordable prices."
"Always get the creamy jalapeno with your dip and boom-boom sauce on anything and everything!"
"The baked potato pizza is a must-do!"
"Amazing food, amazing service. Try the bacon-wrapped dates, patatas bravas, arroz coliflor... Ok everything is wonderful!"
"The lobster bisque is amazing!"
"Lots of winos up in here!"