"there is a street that goes all out for halloween!! go check it out, it's awesome!"
"best chips and salsa around!!"
"come walk around inside and get scared!! this hotel is haunted!! careful not to get kicked out though if you are not a guest!"
"they have the best sweet tea!"
"try the french fries! they are effing delicious!"
"sometimes the cops park across the street from the entrance where you can't see them, so don't speed!(:"