"Do not try to be lady-like and cut your chicken biscuit sandwich in half... It'll just fall apart. Instead, embrace the messiness! Oh, and add coleslaw."
"Go see Once and get there early - you can order a drink on stage while the cast plays music!"
"As an adult who order kids meals for myself, it's awesome that Chick-fil-a offers to sub out the toy for free ice cream!"
"Bottomless Bloody Mary's on Saturday and Sunday for $11!"
"$1 oysters, $2 beef filet, $4 shrimp tempura rolls during happy hour!"
"$2.99 margarita specials on Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday and Sunday! Seems awfully cheap to this city dweller."