"The "Big BBQ" is a pulled pork, even if all the counter staff haven't learned their own menu yet. It's fantastic, btw."
"Microwave smells like dirty washcloth... and socks."
"Have the Norm Coleman breakfast. Come hungry."
"Don't drink the coffee. It's vile."
"Is now Taqueria El Ranchito, but the tacos are still the best in town."
"Is now Milano's. Excellent Italian cuisine."