"Ordered a margarita but there was no alcohol in it at all."
"We're up on the third floor in the back."
"Careful! These guys think its okay to put peppers, onion, and tomatoes on your pizza even though you don't ask for it. Pizza is about individual preferences. Adding unwanted toppings RUINS the meal."
"Not a very peaceful setting, but still pretty nice. Great wildlife."
"Can't go wrong with the house ceviche, but that lobster ceviche is great too."
"Best chicken salad ever."