"Get the filet mignon with crabmeat. Awesome."
"This building is a lot better than the original"
"Financial Aid line is a bitch."
"Bring your own locks for the lockers...they are in fact cleaned out and your stuff will not be there the next day"
"Avoid Slappy. She is a cancerous tumor"
"Be sure to have enough cash. This place is a rip-off. 3 bucks for ONE SLICE of pizza..."