"Plain tart with fresh berries! Mmmmmmm!"
"Avoid like the plague if you're a vegetarian. They even use carcass stock in the tomato sauce. One item on the whole menu is veg safe and only one waiter will even tell you that. Thanks David."
"Watch out for the anti evolution, creationist, religitard nonsense in the gift shop. Protect your children from this nonsense."
"If you missed the chilaquiles Doña Maria from Monteros, try the chilaquiles here! This restaurant is the same owner that used to have Monteiro's when it was good... Superb!"
"This is one of the slowest Peet's in the bay area!"