"Everything is ridiculously good!"
"No cellphone service in the main lecture hall (room 118.)"
"Check out the Meteorology Lounge on the top floor. It's actually really nice."
"If your car is towed be sure to call ahead before picking it up. I waited 2 hours in the Pizza Hut across the street waiting for someone to open the doors."
"I woke up shivering...with a sprained ankle laying next to a Salvadorian guy with no clothes on. Welcome to Motel 6"
"Tortillas available by request."