"Hopefully last time ever doing business with BofA!"
"Do you like sitting at the bar for more than 10 minutes without getting any service while there were only 2 other customers at the bar? Then you've come to the right place!"
"Code for the bathroom near the front of the mall? Seriously wtf Starbucks!"
"Bring lots of coffee and Red Bull to make it through Marco's class."
"Easily the amongst the most comfortable beds ever created!"