"All I know is that the fried chicken was on my plate then I blinked and then it was gone and I was in a coma. Hope this helps."
"Before you get drunk: order the flatbread a la greco. After you get drunk: order the flatbread a la greco."
"The fact that Phil opened a location in even the roughest of neighborhoods is a testament: it ain't just about awesome coffee, it's about that SF love."
"Order the Thai dish. It's really good."
"The Jankbot: bacon, turkey, avocado, chipotle mayo, unicorn poop, and everything else you want in a sandwich."
"The carnitas here are literally to die for. As you in, you'd rather die than decide to not order it."