"Try the Weckerly's Ice Cream. I personally prefer milkshakes over ice cream, but this is pretty damn impressive. Made in house in small batches."
"Oh, you bastard! I know what you're doing!!!"
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"I'm fairly sure they're mixing in water when they make the ice cream here. I can actually taste the water in their low quality ice cream. So many better ice cream places. Why go here??"
"Milkshakes cost over $7 and are like terrible! If you watch them, they actually pour half frozen milk into the mix so that they don't have to use as much ice cream."
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