"Come see me, Kerri at the salon! :) Cut and color with me starting at only $50 ! Come get your free consultation!"
"Come here if you want to wait an hour and a half for your car to be worse than it was going in.."
"Jillian is the best server! :)"
"Don't piss off Aunt Cindy"
"False alarm.... Don't go to tony, don't go here at all. For 2 years I have religiously went here and today tony decided to be super disrespectful."