"The elliptical will literally work your ass off."
"Purple Vanilla shake - do not miss this opportunity."
"James is the happiest postal worker of all time. Seriously."
"This is one of the few places who does the blueberry donut right. If you want decent coffee, you'll have to go across the street to Starbucks. Sorry."
"Jeanna is the greatest EVAH!"
"The mojitos are fabulous. The cheese dip is to die for!"