"Amazing crab rangoons! Best I've ever had!"
"Bring in Dawn Dishwashing liquid, fleece blankets, or a stack of newspapers for Heartland SPCA and receive 20% off non sale items!"
"I got home and the machine WASN’T EVEN REPAIRED! When I demanded my money back he told the other employees not to talk to me at all and he called the POLICE ON ME! VIC IS A CROOK!"
"Two words... "Velvet Elvis." Yum!"