"This is a cool place to hang."
"Feeling fancy? Higher-priced, but world-class, award-winning whiskey drinks. Literally."
"Monday nights are Magic: the Gathering. Want to meet some cute (straight) boys and be the only woman in the bar? Try Monday night!"
"Try the Stoli Doli! Go during happy hour (there are two daily; one during normal happy hour times and one late night one) and they're half price."
"Only go after 9. Great place for the sexually frustrated ;-)"
"Free pool on some day or another. Team Trivia Wednesday @ 7 and Sunday @ 2."