"Bike tours start here. Text TOUR to 97000 for details."
"No pillow fight this year?"
"Get bottle service. Slap yourself in the face. Go to the Half Moon. THIS AIN'T NEW YORK!"
"Place bets with your friends to see how long it takes the bar to make one complete turn. The person with the worst guess buys the first round."
"A locals haven in the French Quarter."