"It's actually a 25 year old + bar, soooooo if you're not don't bother coming."
"For a 200% tip Roach will twerk till your brain explodes"
"It doesn't get more Ameican than bowling and deep fried pickles."
"It's really hot here in the summer. Pants and shirts are optional."
"There's no real gnomes here :("
"Try a half cactus half tongue taco. Best tacos in town!"