"I'm just here to sleep so it works for me. Dig the Sleep Number bed."
"This course was bank owned for years so, like a house in foreclosure, it fell on hard times. The new ownership has been slowly improving it, but it's a cheapo course. Just go have fun."
"Get the zucchini fries."
"Try the "Hemingway". Dangerously delicious. You'll want many of them."
"Good selection of beers on tap and a great non-smoking alternative to My Place next door."
"A great place to catch a game."