"Grab a cushion and a Guinness on tap"
"If you drink beer, you have to try the Chimay. It's a Trappist beer, so monks have been brewing it for centuries."
"Breckinridge vanilla porter for 4 bucks. Rad."
"Check this place out in the Spring, Summer and Fall (which add up to about 3 months total around here...). It's arguably the most beautiful place on Northwestern U's campus."