"You can play bocce ball here and nobody will mess with you but most of the regualars will judge you for it because its fucking bocce ball."
"Try the secret menus' Snarfy Snarf sandwich. Soooooooooooooo good. But only Matt will make it. Also ask Matt for snarfy sauce on that."
"Try the pancakes with their blackberry syrup :) Yum."
"Hungry men ALWAYS go for the black bowl. the bowls dont nearly hold as much as they potential can.The Mongorita is a shitty drink"