"Great place for a relaxing cut and true shave. Totally worth it!"
"Get the pizza! Thin crust. Tasty!"
"The bartender makes a mean manhattan!"
"Careful, the ice skate blades are not sharp!"
"The only place around that uses high powered sprays to get the water out of the nooks and crannies if you order the platinum wash. There are always coupons to be found."
"Get the triple decker turkey club on multi grain and finish off with an old fashioned donut!"