"Rude rude rude androgynous drive thru lady"
"$3 Smirnoff! Carful of this guy though. He's handsy."
"Afternoon cashier is the angriest Indian man in the world. I challenge you to befriend him."
"Great Starbucks, parking lot is a labyrinth of stupid when it's busy."
"I know it's a sushi restaurant, but try the 45 burger. It's incredible. Herbed goat cheese, bacon infused tomato jam, served on focaccia. Bam."