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"I've never paid $5 for a coffee. Out the door for under $3 w/free refills for gold clubbers. It is what it is."

"Chew your food well for maximum flavor because these burgers are the real deal."

"Be sure to wear your vibrant matching spandex biking outfit for added legitimacy and embarrassment."

"Drink a lot of beer and don't be a pussy."

"Pray hard."

"The juice is loose!"