"Order ahead by one hour. Service is slower than old people fucking."
"Satay bee hoon at stall 17. Well worth the wait."
"Try the xtra ipa. It's the bomb."
"Mineral water takes 30 mins too on a slow night. Talk about horrible service."
"They take 30 minutes to make a teh tarik. Stick to the canned drinks."
"They have a great weekend special, friendly staff and great cars. If you ever need to rent a car, this is the place to go."