"The staff rocks, but Megan and Allen are the cream of the crop."
"Love the prompt service. Never have to wait. Cindy Q rocks. Some food goes overboard on the Irish themes, but good music and karaoke. Jeremy H needs to go elsewhere. It is a smoking bar. Duh dipshit."
"Three tacos a la carte, only five bucks. Mmmmmmmmmmm crispy goodness"
"Wings are always under cooked. Try the pork tenderloin instead."
"Add the grilled onions to your burger. And don't forget to leave room for frozen custard."