"The people here are idiots. Check your bag, everytime."
"Love this hotel! Adorable rooms, friendly staff, great price AND $1.00 happy hour every day."
"Drink a Bud Light Lime!!"
"There aren't enough Altoids in the world to rescue your breath, but nobody makes a better garlic paste!"
"The Bloody Mary has a kick; like a kung fu ninja kick! Great way to jumpstart your day:)"
"Build your own Bloody Marys Saturdays and Sundays until 3pm . . . . only $3.99 . . .unbelievable!"