"This hotel is dirty. Soap is caked on soap dish, stained tea bags at coffee maker, hair from previous guest in sink... Hire a new cleaning person."
"There are outlets on wall where they ripped out the pay phones and "decorated" with stainless steel plates"
"Buy reindeer sausages and salmon candy!"
"Use hiking poles. Wear boots. Plan to get muddy."
"James Wickersham was a statesman, author, historian and scholar; served seven terms as a District Court Judge."