"Taco salad! That is all!"
"Love the 80s music coming from the speakers. That steak was divine, potatoes soooooo good, and grilled pineapple, wow! I can't wait to have it again!"
"Here's a tip: find another post office! This is the most drab, slow, ghetto p.o. ever."
"I should check in just to piss you off..."
"Do yourself a favor, get the bacon sundae!"
"Had plenty of chipotle napkins in the glove box to wipe my fear tears...."