"Great women's volleyball team."
"Disgusting restrooms! Owners should spend the $10 and buy new toilet seats. If the bathrooms are this bad imagine the unseen condition of the rest of the store."
"It's good food. Don't complain if they make a mistake. They're human. Is an incorrect food order the worst thing in your life?"
"AMS Pools lifeguards are the best!"
"Get a shot of sour spray!"