"Great modern atmosphere. However they need to get with the times and start offering brown rice and low sodium soy sauce."
"Enter the hex cage if you dare! Squat and shrug!"
"Byob they do not sell beverages after 11 and there is no place around here to buy any. Poor hospitality!"
"Feel the burn of the Gold Plated Ivancos and do some lateral side raises!"
"The hottest place to check in and be checked in!"
"Play the marble game on the arcade machine. If you hit the windmill on your first try you get a beer on the house!"