"GreAt view and good food."
"I booked with my flight. Didn't know it would be that skanky. Thought I was getting a diff place. My front door would barely close and when it did the keys didn't unlock it. Nice view tho."
"They were annoying trying to get me to change to an SUV. No I don't need it. Stop trying to make a sale."
"Pool is very small and lots of old guys in speedos. Just sayin."
"They are the best! And super nice."
"The cooks keep trying to get my phone number... Awkward."