"Baristas here are the nicest ever."
"The chocolate stains on the outdoor picnic table? Courtesy of moi."
"Cafe au lait is better than most."
"Peanuts in soy sauce (better than it sounds, trust me) are free, but you have to ask for them!"
"Coffee is best when brewed by Delores!"
"If you're thinking of applying, make sure you have an hour to spare. Takes forever."