"Ask Chris for a Bloody Mary, then sit back & cum in your pantaloons"
"The best fuckin pot pies ever"
"Dylan Thomas is not only my favorite poet but the coolest guy I've met on Kaua'i. His art pieces are amazing & one-of-a-kind!!! Thanks Dylan"
"Fact:The lobster ravioli is so fuckin good you'll eat yours & then stab your own mother in her ocular cavities for the rest of her portion. <3"
"$5 hair wash... totally worth it"
"Brian is THE greatest bartender, hands down!"