"I hear the owner's kind of a hard-ass, but cool."
"There's an pretty awesome and absurdly loud clarinet player on the third floor..."
"Try not getting hit up for money if you're A) not on crack B) not dressed like a crackhead or C) not dealing crack."
"Lobster roll is a little heavy on fat people sauce (aka mayo), hit granary tavern for more lobster, less mayo."
"This is the only place in Boston with Bulleit Bourbon #winning"
"This place generally sucks..."