"You've got a one in a million shot of them getting your order correct."
"Paul is a garage door master."
"$14 for a cooler tube rental is beyond ridiculous."
"Their beverages are in coolers... But the coolers aren't on. YAY warm beer!!"
"$25 of your room rate goes to a breast cancer group that helps people after diagnosis. You also get a $20 gift card to the hotel bar for booking this room. Costs $10 more than a reg room. Do it."