"Go straight to the back for online pickup."
"I don't recommend coming so hungover for your first class that you end up sweating vodka"
"A warm place to pee when you're running in the winter"
"Great modern furniture at slightly spendy prices. They do a "moving" mailer to your new address with a coupon"
"If you have trouble hanging out with Wrigleyville bros, at least you can ignore them and play Pop-A-Shot with your friend."
"Ritz Fizz is made with shaved ice and is unreal-- must try!"