"Welcome to "The AP": 1st Floor- scary basement, 2nd Floor- labs/Psych Clinic, 3rd Floor- academic/admin offices, 4th Floor- labs/Counseling Psych Dept (also called the "Derm Floor")"
"Starbucks in a small city- They're pretty good about remembering your "usual"... if you go everyday :)"
"They don't have soap in the bathrooms!"
"The construction is FREAKING RIDICULOUS! Go to another Walmart. They have no idea what they're doing with the remodel here. Should have closed it."
"Try the dessert pear margarita! ¡Delicioso!"