Matthew

"Don't eat here. Heinously bad quality on the buffet. Nothing is even hot, everything is congealed. Try China Chef across the street instead."

"Check out the Stepmania cabinet. 75 cents and over 2500 songs to choose from!"

"Now known as "Ypbor Yan"."

"Look at all this wasted garnish! Cucumber, lemon, maraschino cherries, parsley, and an orchid- none of this belongs on a subpar katsudon!"

"Not authentic Japanese. But still damn good. Try the Yam Yam roll."

"All Mexicans in the kitchen, all Koreans at the sushi bar, no Japanese waitstaff. If you want to practice your Japanese, you'll have to go somewhere else."