"They attempt to pass off a white fish drowned in butter as salmon. Have fun."
"Triple dirty chai - skinny, is the best pick-me-up."
"Get a double dirty 16 oz. dirty chai if you have any writing / studying to do."
"Try to get Laney into bed. She'll put out!"
"Try the Lasagna Frita. It is delicious!"
"Try the Zebra Mocha extra whip."