"Home of the twenty-minute latte!"
"Acai bowls: 4/5, would recommend. Bootcamp ladies puking in the parking lot: 2/5, would not recommend."
"THE place to be if your thing is waiting outside the bathroom for employees to finish taking a dump."
"There is a split-rail fence on the street side, and people drive by pretty fast, so keep an eye on your doggie!"
"The regular coffee at any Dunkin Donuts is good. The flavored coffees are beyond disgusting."