"Hunter S. Thompson was once quoted as saying, "When the going gets weird, the weird go pro...and all the pro's party here!""
"Man known to be devastatingly handsome and seductive."
"If you mow their lawn they will give you kisses. At least the guy will. He's handsome."
"Owners appreciate free food,"
"The BBQ sauce is incredible!"
"Go to the Market next door by the same name. They have an excellent carniceria."