"The cat is actually the mayor. If he greets you it's good luck coming your way."
"When you line up for your flight, don't be like these other idiots blocking the hallway. Let people and golfcarts get by!"
"We love the food but if you go with a big group the service is terrible."
"Bring a jacket, the place is freezing!"
"Fries were great. Fancier food was hospital-awful"
"The chile colorado is worth the trip, all the way from silicon valley!"