"Congrats you are eating at Rick Majerus' favorite burger joint!"
"Congratulations you are about to eat at the WORST Wendy's on the face of the planet. Do yourself a favor and leave NOW!"
"Don't touch the handrails...Leprosy!!"
"If you get food stuck to your face, don't waste a napkin, use a tortilla chip then eat it!"
"Quick and easy, just know they don't do drivers licenses!"
"Make sure you arrive 10 minutes early so you can figure out the pay for parking machine! It only works when it wants to."