"Doorbell doesn't work so (Sung in Johnny Cash style) "Knock Hard""
"Carne asada, taquitos, chorizo burrito. It doesn't matter what you get, it's good! Newly redecorated dining room is worth staying for."
"Love their slice and salad lunch special. Affordable pizza and tasty. Although the salad is pretty sad. It's like they don't even try to hide the fact it's bag o lettuce with zero frills."